So many threads have these I thought we should start one too. For those of you who dont know what to do you post something random following the person who posted before you but it can be 5 words no more and no less. Ill begin.

 

Mat was walking in Caemlyn...

 

 

...when he saw a massive...

Wall that fell on him

But the wall met balefire

And Mat lost no months

but his hat got squashed

he refused to replace it...

...and wore it proudly to...

...his battle with the Omnivorous...

Aes sedai. She saidared a

chicken to make it grow

when an ogier came to

tell a long story about

How humans are so hasty.

Mat found this boring so...

he decided to go dice

with smelly trollocs and a

mad, fat Darkfriend peddler* who...

 

*stereotype not intended

Lanfear later killed before battle.

because he pinched her

on her posterior. She hollered

very loudly which caused Rand

to wonder why Bela was

floating above, and ambivalent of