I am the Dark One and I approve the above message. 

You deffinately chose the wrong victims... because I was totally not there :O

Nope you weren't there. I went for the fresh meat. ;p

mmmmmmm... meat.....

 

teh warders are fine and juicy... but so much more fun when the meat is dark...

lol, fresh meat needs aging though... I'm no teacher,

But fresh meat is easier to train.

I'm not comfortable on that end of the leash.

 

besides... this is a thing all animals are granted by the creator or the dark one and need no training,

Good to hear that. I hate it when they run away. Maybe next time I should just tie them up so they can't get away.

 

I like it when they try to run. Offering hope and snatching it away. Tis fun.

 

 

 

Nyn