oh i know codswollop   remember we did start as an english colony lol

yup, nought but a bunch of convicts really :)

raises an eyebrow at BFG   "would you like a demonstration of what happens to naughty convicts? " Cracks whip threateningly

 I believe being from down under makes you the naughty convict, I'm just naughty, uh I mean lovely.

 

Anyways, moving swiftly on.

hefts the whip.  

 

is extremely tempted....

As the apple hits the button, a DJ appears and the back half the floor turn into a giant dance floor.  "Step on up folks and let's get the party started" the DJ says.

 

Huh, another DJ inside DJs den...what are the odds of that?

*Hands DJ a Bandy*

 

So DJ - I hear you're from Chicago

 

Reason #10 that Bandy is the greatest drink in the Band: Softens up the Chicagoan before telling him you're a packers fan.

lol kronos   I think he fell over when it came out I liked the Packers!

I think he must have gone into shock.

I knew it! I'm surrounded by Packers fans!!! Well I suppose if you all keep filling up bandy mugs for me, I suppose I can let that slide....for now.....

Dice takes DJs 3/4 full mug of Bandy and emptys it  into his own mouth.

 

Hands the empty mug to DJ

I'm a Cowboys fan, actually

 

Note: Cowboys fan. Not a Romo fan.

Ah, so you are a Cowboys fan. You like Tony Romo, then, right?

lol, Cowboys are alright. My best friend loves the Cowboys too. Much better than the Packers. Oh and AJ, I think my friend would have to agree with you about Romo.

Horn, I'm not at all a fan of Romo. I can't believe they're giving that guy as big a contract as they are... I'm beginning to think old Mr. Jones has gone off his rocker.

 

I guess I can't completely blame them though, Romo is good when he's on and I think they deathly want to avoid another Quincy Carter era. *shivers*

::Listens in on his last statement and paints the back of Andre's shirt::  Yup, you're definately not a fan.

lol, that was awesome Nikon! 

*sigh*

 

I have nothing

AJ, at least you have the fact that the Cowboy defense looked good in the first preseason game. 

At least you have some super bowl championships as well. As a Bengals fan, all I can claim is a bad loss, an impressive loss, and in 2006 watching it go away with a cheap shot to Carson's knee.

Maybe Horn, but Andy Dalton and AJ Green?  Just give them time and the division title will be their's once more.

Horn I'm a little surprised you aren't a Seahawks fan given where you live. Or did the Bengals win by default because of their uniform colors?

 

I agree with DJ though. The future looks bright with those two, they just need a few more pieces to the puzzle to make that next step.

AJ, at least you have the fact that the Cowboy defense looked good in the first preseason game. 

 

I didn't get to see much of the game, but the short time I did I saw Selvie get 2 sacks. That's a solid pick-up if you ask me Hopefully he'll get a rotational spot opposite of Ware so they can terrorize quarterbacks across the league! Not to mention Sean Lee is a beast of an ILB. High hopes for this season, I just Romo doesn't throw it away with more passes to the opposite team.

I agree with you on the defensive side of the ball AJ, lots of good pieces on the D for Dallas and the coaches this year are amazing, Kiffin and Marinelli...and I've seen what Marinelli does to D-linesman, like he did in Chicago turning a few nobodies into decent players...maybe not probowlers, but decent enought to have a top 5 defense.    Now for the offense, maybe just hope something happens to Romo's throwing arm so he has to hand off or do little pitch throws so that the likeliness of interceptions goes down. Or hope that Dez Bryant is always open.

*wakes up*

 

*listens to them speak foreign like*

 

*falls asleep again*