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What did the envelope say to the stamp?

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I think it's more likely the envelope said, 'Bloody hell - I'm A4 size. That means it's gonna cost 90p if I want to go anywhere with you.'

 

Stamps are NOT a cheap date these days.

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Nothing like a bad joke.

 

Aye, stamps are pretty extortionate these days. Letters are so much more personal than emails though - wish I wrote more.

Hey Tina!

 

How fares Scandinavia? 

 

I will ask when I see her. 

 

 

A guy says, "Doctor, Doctor! Help me, I keep thinking I´m getting smaller!"

 

Doctor replies, "Well, you"ll just have to be a little patient."

 

 

I´m not good at jokes anymore. 

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That was actually fairly decent. You've got to make it worse. 

 

Like this: 

 

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

 

 

 

"....get in the car".

 

 

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