What horrible things should I do to her? A good licking goes without saying. Probably tickle her mercilessly and put icecubes down her back. I am  open to other suggestions! I am also open to you all paying the ransom of... *holds pinky to the corner of his mouth* 100 billion dollars.

 

 

ever read the ransom of red chief?

 

:)

There is some far too personal information in that OP.

.... I was trying very hard not to notice that

Put her in...*dun dun DUN*...THE BIG COMFY CHAIR!

http://youtu.be/XnS49c9KZw8

No! Not the comfy Chair Barm! It's bad enough she's gonna be with you for the rest of her life, but the Chair! NOOOO!

There is some far too personal information in that OP.

I fail to see what you are referring to. Perhaps I should put YOU in that comfy chair.

Finally something I can get behind!  It also means I don't get a direct view of Barm, which is always a good thing.

 

 

 

Nyn

There is some far too personal information in that OP.

 

Man, I'm so glad someone else said something.