Welcome to my Nightmare... And yours.

 

The Light can not protect you...

 

I am now a full Ashaman...

 

And the voices do not lie...

 

The Shadow is the only way...

 

And giving yourself to it is a lot less painful...

 

Trust me... I know...

 

You might see things...

 

Or hear things...

 

But don't worry... too much...

 

Besides, the shadow is the best.

 

I guess it's not your fault you picked the wrong side...

 

You know you can't say no to that!

 

Or this...

 

Resistance is futile

 

Besides, teh taint is tasteh!

 

All of teh nomz!

 

He couldn't!

 

I mean, what chance do you really have?

 

You've been playing on the losing side for long enough anyways

 

So what do you say? Ready to join the Shadow and become a winner?

 

I don't like chocolate so those brownies won't work

 

If you had tried that a year ago, I would have joined the Shadow(I almost did) but now I have seen the Light.

 

And I already hear and see things and Voices are friends.

 

Shadow does not have the awesomeness of Light and I prefer the goodness of Light

Lame.

 

If you don't like chocolate you can't be in the shadow anyways. We have standards you know.

 

Do the voices tell you anything interesting?

Voices are telling me to give you 10 points for making them laugh

See! The voices aren't evil at all

Voices like me to reward people who amuse them. Now which Voice was it...