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I feel as though this conversation has gone past me. Also remind me not to be reading whilst on the phone to clients. I literally just said Annual Review Batteries. :dry:

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And what was their response?

I never found out. Was a message. No chance to explain.

 

Should make for interesting phone call on Monday that is for sure.

 

 

 

Also, Plug.  :unsure:

You left a message that said that?

 

Oh My Great Lord!

 

That is too funny.

 

Also yes, you strange foreigners and colonials do not understand the pain of treading on an upturned 3-pin plug with your bare foot, because your plugs are weird and made wrong.

 

However, imagine treading down hard onto three very sharp screwdriver ends, arranged in a triangle formation, cutting into the soft arch of your foot and that's pretty much how it feels.

 

Worse than Lego.

 

Worser even than Bionicals Lego

You left a message that said that?

Oh My Great Lord!

That is too funny.

Also yes, you strange foreigners and colonials do not understand the pain of treading on an upturned 3-pin plug with your bare foot, because your plugs are weird and made wrong.

However, imagine treading down hard onto three very sharp screwdriver ends, arranged in a triangle formation, cutting into the soft arch of your foot and that's pretty much how it feels.

Worse than Lego.

Worser even than Bionicals Lego

we have grounded 3 pin plugs but I find Legos more owie

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Mentioning the Ugg Boots is cheating.

 

:laugh:

 

I likes my uggies. Never ever leave my feet when I'm inside.

 

Not outside tho I'm not a total westy

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You left a message that said that?

Oh My Great Lord!

That is too funny.

Also yes, you strange foreigners and colonials do not understand the pain of treading on an upturned 3-pin plug with your bare foot, because your plugs are weird and made wrong.

However, imagine treading down hard onto three very sharp screwdriver ends, arranged in a triangle formation, cutting into the soft arch of your foot and that's pretty much how it feels.

Worse than Lego.

Worser even than Bionicals Lego

we have grounded 3 pin plugs but I find Legos more owie

 

 

Yes legos are more owie especially on the arch of your foot in the middle of the night on your way to the toilet...

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.... hairballs might be worse... not owie but... so yuck

 

This is what I've done a lot of lately with my own hands

 

Clean up after my cat. He likes to leave little present lying around for me to clean up in the morning. The bloody little trolloc

 

But a good ratter tho so it's all good...he's forgiven, just

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Yes I'm looking at you, you smug little thing purring on my desk

 

You're a very naughty boy

 

But so cuddly

 

Cuddlees...puuurrr

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just of the top of my head here but Petrol and malt..Petromalt

 

Maybe I'm the sicko..was thinking of something else

 

Is the word Vaseline that does it

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Arrrggh...just finish chopping wood. The wood was so hard that the axe keeps getting stuck in so I have to swing both the wood and axe.

 

Have to jump up on the downswing too just to get the force right.

 

If I don't have some mean abs by the end of winter I'm not going to be happy.

 

My arms are burning...

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What kind of wood was that? It's got some thorns...it has consistency of gum trees but those thorns has me stump.

 

Must get some different kind of wood. Those were just too hard...

I once had a thought that I would like to live in a cabin in the woods ... but I don't think I would like it in the wintertime.

 

Plus I would want someone to do the wood chopping.

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