She spells English words all funny like

 

She confuses people

 

Her hair isn't as epic as mine

 

She was Shadow before it was cool

 

She doesn't scare anyone anymore

 

She sucks up to the M'Hael whereas I just keep being awesome

 

She doesn't OP battle cause she might get hurt

 

She doesn't go to London as often as I do

 

She doesn't know Kung Fu Fighting

 

She's afraid of the dark

 

Everyone always thinks she's scummy in Mafia games

 

Has successfully made her apprentice more awesome than she is

 

Her brownies aren't as good as mine

 

She's not Canadian

 

She doesn't know how to release the evil

 

She can't dance if she wants to

 

She doesn't have as much swag as I do

 

She forces people to do things which is totes lame (all about dat compulsion)

 

She's bad to the bone

 

But I guess she's alright after all...

 

I want to thank you for all your teachings and wisdom, and for being an extra great Shadowy Mistress. I will make you proud. And embarrassed.

 

Hopefully more proud.

 

I think...

 

oh she is gonna kick your candy a... tush... all over the tower

Uh Oh.  I guess RTE is gonna go down as a training loss.

um.... I... erm...

 

nope.

HA! Sorry I didn't get a chance to know you better before your imminent demise.