Can someone tell me why I'm feeling so goofy right now?

Ok hopefully I got it worked out of my system.

Was delivering bills throughout the hotel, and this came on my pandora first:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_IE0YsZF9Y

Which made me do something like this in the halls:

 

Then the omnipresent Ellie Goulding song came on-

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Imixg3jrJS8

And that had me doin the cha cha, only looking more like this:

 

That's when THIS song came on:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoT_CoXpBNc

 

 

 

... which had me whipping out my best dubstep dance moooves -

 

And then, without ANY kind of warning, this suddenly started vibrating in my eardrums!!!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsH-0FTc0HA

 

 

That's when I realized I might have a situation.

 

It´s alright, Des. Lie down on this sofa and tell me. How has this day been any different form other days? 

I have a solution....Vallium!

It´s alright, Des. Lie down on this sofa and tell me. How has this day been any different form other days? 

 

I didn't crash as fast?

I have a solution....Vallium!

 

If rhymes were Vallium I'd be comfortably numb...

 

 

It´s alright, Des. Lie down on this sofa and tell me. How has this day been any different form other days? 

 

I didn't crash as fast?

 

 

Then it´s a good day, right?

.... you're trying to make me say taint without rolling my eyes?

 

 

 

 

It´s alright, Des. Lie down on this sofa and tell me. How has this day been any different form other days?

I didn't crash as fast?

Then it´s a good day, right?

EVERY day is a good day if viewed from the right perspective!

.... you're trying to make me say taint without rolling my eyes?

 

Honestly, nawh lol. I think I finally became resistant to the taint a while back, all those intermittent absences must have done the trick

Or mebbe THAT'S the Taint talking!

 

see, there's a mental image I didn't need...

 

I'm going to work with that in my brain.

 

I drive off the road snerking, it's your fault.

AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTAACHHE

CRYIN ALL THE TIIIME

see, there's a mental image I didn't need...

 

I'm going to work with that in my brain.

 

I drive off the road snerking, it's your fault.

*snerk*

 

If I didn't have that image, I do now... thanks.

I wonder if Cindy got a DWS.... driving while snerkering...

that's 2 points on her license right there...