Any volunteers?

 

*offers my shapely and manly neck for you consideration*

 

(I just watched that episode of Boardwalk Empire too, couldn't resist this)

That looks like foreplay for half the women here.

Only if you use a bayonet.

Was it good for you?

^^Foreplay that Ishy wants no part of.

That's what I spent my 20th birthday doing, actually. Bayonet Training.

You minions may be pleased to know I tend toward whips over knives and have never touched a bayonet. 

Free appendectomy!

Are you in need of one, Womby?

Nope. I also still have my tonsils and wisdom teeth for some reason.

Want one, anyway? I'm sure I could find a minion with a knife glad to help you out. Moon, perhaps?

Will it leave a beauty scar?

That can be arranged, yes.

I'm game.

Which of my minions would care to take on this little task?

I would LOVE to give you an appendectomy. 

 

I promise it will only scar a little bit.

 

Wait... the appendix... that's to the heart, right?