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50 reasons texting is evil.

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Reason no. 1: The keypad on the phone is too small for average male-sized fingers, giving women the speed advantage.

 

Reason no. 2: Meaning is easily lost.

 

Reason no. 3: Free texts being so common nowadays smells of a government mass-brainwashing conspiracy.

 

Help me out here folks...

4. It gives people a way to contact you and say they want to talk when you keep ignoring all their calls

 

5. You have to check message box to see if you got a reply

 

6. Language is weird so you wonder which language they are speaking

 

7. Beep on receiving messages is annoying

 

8. It wastes your time

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10. Predictive chat is constantly conspiring against me.

 

11. Those programs that show you when someone last logged on, and when they're actively typing... so annoying.

 

12. You can ignore a text and pretend like you never got it, and probably get away with it.

Got a Samsung Galaxy S3 and loving it!

 

17. Send key is right next to the backspace key, meaning that I'm always sending out incomplete text messa

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18. In similar fashion, the change language key is right next to the comma button. Therefore, I frequently "speak in tongues."

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20. It's more socially acceptable to text someone than to call them. So you end up texting "friends" you would actually never ever call. How sad is that?

Got a Samsung Galaxy S3 and loving it!

 

17. Send key is right next to the backspace key, meaning that I'm always sending out incomplete text messa

 

Sent from phone?

 

Oh well, I'm just gonna assume so. 5 points.

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