I was trying to check the way which leads from my secret chamber to Shadowie quarters. So after planting bombs in M'Hael's room, laughing gas and carefully used onions everywhere, I found a box of cookies. Since I was hungry I ate one. Shadow cookies are evil so now I am evil and will torture people. Present yourself now for cookie torture.

Did the cookies have "eat me" on them, you should never eat those!

 

and Pank, I can't believe you would ever be evil...just like me

I am present Madam Light now kind of Shadow person!

This silence is a little worrying...

I thought people might like to be cookie tortured

um, can I ask what cookie torture is before I volunteer myself for it?

 

actually, you know what it involves cookies and its a bank holiday weekend, do what you will! :)

Why are you torturing cookies? 

I am using cookies to torture. Cookie torture involves spamming cookies but reminding that you can't eat them. Not something I have time for now