Hey that would be stealing...We better be quite.

*sneaks through the portal*

Were getting that cow.

 

 

*Comes back running*

ITS NO GOOD, CLOSE THE PORTAL! CLOSE THE PORTAL, WOMEN'S CIRCLE IS ON TO US!

Hmm... if we simply leave the portal somewhere on a paddock and the cows would wander through by themselves it wouldn't be stealing would it?...

 

But then again, what I did just now was reasonable logical thinking, which interferes with our BT principles so...: string me up please! *ties loop around neck*

Hey that would be stealing...We better be quite.

*sneaks through the portal*

Were getting that cow.

 

 

*Comes back running*

ITS NO GOOD, CLOSE THE PORTAL! CLOSE THE PORTAL, WOMEN'S CIRCLE IS ON TO US!

No, you're doing it all wrong...

::Weaves a change to the first portal to look down on the cows from above::

Now we just use a little  bit of air and add in some... Oh... Cows naturally implode all the time, right?

*unties rope*

Now, now, I am sure we can think of a more unorthodox, less common punishment for you that gets us a cow.

There we go Nikon. Finally someone else trying to get the BT a cow for all these brownies. Imploding cows is progress in my book.

Well, while you continue to try and get milk I think I'll just hand everyone else some of this liquid taint.

A few glasses to start us all out...

I'll just set these tainty drinks over here in case any of you want some...

And for the english people in the BT... How about some tainty Tea?

Intriguing.

 

*takes a sip*

 

*turns into a nana*

Whoa, sorry Ayla... it should only be temporary... Just don't go near Ed until it does.

*walks over to Nikon's mid-air gateway and dangles a fishing line through, baited with a brownie*

 

*waits*

Cow's tain't biting today!

Well, we can try using a giant banana as bait... 

*unties rope*

Now, now, I am sure we can think of a more unorthodox, less common punishment for you that gets us a cow.

 

bait?

Whoa, sorry Ayla... it should only be temporary... Just don't go near Ed until it does.

 

imagine walking down a alley, no light besides the weak half-moon above. Then you hear the scuffle of boots follow you. You turn around and you are facing that...

 

I would die

maybe from laughter

Tis teh curse of the werenana, forced to transform into un curved lellow fruit every crescentnana moon...

 

Whoa, sorry Ayla... it should only be temporary... Just don't go near Ed until it does.

 

imagine walking down a alley, no light besides the weak half-moon above. Then you hear the scuffle of boots follow you. You turn around and you are facing that...

 

I would die

 

 

Tis teh curse of the werenana, forced to transform into un curved lellow fruit every crescentnana moon...

 

XD

Well, while you continue to try and get milk I think I'll just hand everyone else some of this liquid taint.

10 points! Because I like it too much

They should put a warning on the bottle...

WARNING MY CONTAIN HIGH VOLUMES OF TAINT-ALL OF IT IN THE UNIVERSE.

If it were how would the Taint spread?

...That is far to logical thinking for the Taint...Besides the Taint is recyclable I think... Its science... Yeah you got me *scratches head*

Its science, pure logical science