If he sheds more than that damn cat did, he can sleep outside in the woods.

he's in his mid thirties.

 

he'll be shedding more than the cat.

The Kitteh is right. 

See, verb~ Leelou will confine you to outside to save her precious carpets and vacuum! 

 

if he could just learn to go on the paper...

and verb... have you seen the ring? it doesn't look comfortable.

 

heck of a place for a leash.

The Kitteh is right. 

 

See, verb~ Leelou will confine you to outside to save her precious carpets and vacuum! 

 

 

 

I just got the house cat fur free!

She has no soul, and thus has no soul to be taken into a mindtrap.

 

At what point was the assumption that I do have a soul made?

what will you keep in the pretty soul holder thingies then?

 

are you going through all this for a civil ceremony?

Of course you have a soul, verbal. Ewoks are a very spiritual people. Look at these cute ewok eyes and tell me you don't:

 

The problem is you have a dirty soul. 

And it'll mess up leelou's carpets. 

 

Let them bond. It will be fun to watch Verbal when he realise that "reminding" really means nagging. 

you know she gets all her pets fixed, right verb?

you know she gets all her pets fixed, right verb?

 

His temperament is fine intact.

 

you know she gets all her pets fixed, right verb?

 

 

His temperament is fine intact.

it's good for their health and keeps them from chasing cars.

 

he'll never miss them. srsly.

 

 

you know she gets all her pets fixed, right verb?

 

His temperament is fine intact.

it's good for their health and keeps them from chasing cars.

 

he'll never miss them. srsly.

 

 

He might not, but...

Let them bond. It will be fun to watch Verbal when he realise that "reminding" really means nagging. 

 

What if I already knew that bit?

Then great.

 

 

 

 

Better you than me. 

That's enough kids - Verbal has more than enough to keep him occupied without skipping off with Leelou.

 

The mafia board requires constant vigilance and a near hawk-like awareness.

 

No bonding to see here, please move along. I like him exactly where he is.

 

Leelou's gonna get Verbal's tubes tied? D:

Verbal and Leelou, now that you have heard what all these others say, do you still wish to bond each other?

Can I hear more from DPR first?

 

I kid, I kid.  Of course I'm still mindtrapping her - some light roasting ain't stopping me.

Nothing said here will stop me from mindtrapping him, I know what I'm getting into.

Then, if you both still want to mindtrap, although why you would is beyond me, step 2 of the bond is complete.