I have a thing for jokes that don't hold up under their own weight. I also like jokes that disappoint their audiences and leave you shaking your head in frustration.

 

I'll start to give you an idea of what I mean!

 

What did Stonehenge say to the archaeologist?

Menhir own business.

 

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

 

I'm never going to the zoo again.

All they had was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

 

How do you make a clown cry?

You kill his family.

 

What sort of bad jokes do you know, Kinsters?

 

I'd like to avoid Nazi jokes and dead baby jokes, please.

Edited September 28, 201312 yr by Wren of the Brown

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Want to hear a dirty joke?

A white horse feel in the mud.

 

Want to hear a clean one?

He took a bath.