Thought I'd draw some attention to the King of Spamthreads. Everyone is invited to help. Just 300 posts away.

Amazing.

The Return of the King!

Nah. It's always been there.

 

(was talking about the thread. Now that I'm rereading my post, I'm not positive if that was clear...)

I don't what was being talked about but spam is always good.

 

And my friend returned my copy of EotW, my preciousss is back. I know I sound like Gollum but my preciousss is back.

My TDR got back recently, after I had no idea where it was. Turned out it was right next to my bed, below other books I'd been reading...

Sometimes finding books can be harder than finding the way to Mordor

The WAY to Morder isn't hard. Just go towards that giant black gate.

 

Now, entering it, that's another story...

I don't want to face orcs or become that Spider's food like Frodo almost did

Neither do I, so I don't think I'll bother trying to enter it before Frodo has destroyed that ring.

I want to meet the elves. I always love elves in books. Legolas is my favourite and Galadariel and Arya from Eragon

I would love meeting a dragon, as long as he won't burn me to ashes.