Welcome to the abode of brownies and all things Tainty!

 

So...what drew you here?

Have you looked over Tainted Days of Christmas?

How are your Voices?

Read anything interesting in the past week?

welcome :)

Hi Goldeneyes :)

 

Woohoo, the taint has captured us another one! Welcome, Goldy

Welcome to the Black Tower! Sit down, have a brownie or two. Or five... Tell us all about yourself. Who is your favourite asha´man? Do you have any friends that other people can´t see? Ever tried to use the force to get the remote control? 

 

You will soon get access to our very secrete boards. Until then, hang out here at the main board. Sign in the roll call thread, join The Tainted Days of Christmas and spam, spam, spam.

Welcome Goldy...now which hook do you like: the gold one on the left, or the black one on the right?

Welcome! You can never leave now muahahahaha

Welcome, Goldy! ^_^

I can't believe I showed up late to the party!!!! 

 

The voices told me to bring you some tainted cake!

I'm glad you're here!

 

Perrin, let faile be and come spam please

^ what Cindy said

Welcome Goldeneyes!

Hi Panchi. I could swear I heard voices after your post. Do you see the other messages too? 

 

Trick question Talya, I'm hanging by my ankles with both hooks already, nice try.

 

Why is the first brownie smothering the one beneath it. Murder brownies?!

 

For that matter, why is the cake seeping? Septic cake?

 

Nice try Tina, everyone can move their remote with their mind. I may have been born at night, but it wasn't last night. I follow Logain. If the boards truly secrete, I will know I am in the right place. 

you have neglected a response to the kitty...

 

hmmmmm....

you have neglected a response to the kitty...

 

hmmmmm....

 

*chases cat around the yard with a stick "I will not go mad!"

Oh my.

 

This will not end well.

 

you have neglected a response to the kitty...

hmmmmm....

 

 

*chases cat around the yard with a stick "I will not go mad!"

ten push-ups on the chain of command dear.

 

you'll find the instructions in the village.

 

please me and I may let you live.

Oh my.

This will not end well.

 

and that's why I don't wear the rank in the sig.

...can't see the village yet. *Grumble, kicks some dirt.

...will do as soon I know how 

they're fun, you'll like them.

 

plus you can post even a push-up thread into a hot thread and earn points.

 

points are good.

I'll do that. Thanks Cindy!

Cindy kitty, I had no idea! 

Yeah, got real weird here immediately. Feel free to rejoice and make fun of my misfortune!

purrs in my sleep

 

is no misfortune I say you will can haz fun

 

is attack leader kitty.

 

is my mission to raise you up among spammers to earn shiny heaps of pointses... OF DOOM! srsly.

 

in BT points is power.

 

you do good push-ups you be pointsed

 

you work that thread to 50, 109, 150 posts you be pointsed

 

then you can haz pwr and pwn noobs. srsly.

 

thus spake sleeping kitty.

 

like srsly wht I typing I shurely aszzzzzzzz...

lol Goldy is in troubble already.