Supppppppp yo!

 

*Rusty tetanus-ridden stabbings all around*

 

I have 50 points to distribute to the person who can tell me the best anecdote of a series of unfortunate events that happened at Christmas, or any other holiday of your choosing.

 

I want to hear about the time that your Uncle Doug got crazy drunk and urinated on the cat, or the time the cat got crazy drunk and urinated on the baby (your story doesn't have to include urine, although bonus points if it does).

 

50 might go to the winner, or I might divide it and stuff.

 

Now, let the eggnogg flow and the stories go!

hmm.. About the only thing I have... is my sisters both hate wrapping presents and I've always loved doing so.  They would pay me to wrap their presents for them.  One year I was wrapping stuff for my sister, Judy, from her and her husband to the girls and to each other.  Little did I pay attention though.. because Judy and Bill each got each other the same thing and gave it to me separately while I was over there wrapping presents for them.  I wrapped both up and put them in the pile not realizing they had gifted each other the exact same thing lol.

 

 

By the way.... REYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!  I've missed you bunches.  -gives you a poisonous kiss- 

Yo Naeeeeeeeeeeee!   *stabs into small little pieces*

 

Good on selling your wrapping skills, I've never managed to wrap things neatly!