Next one:

 

A dad and his son were riding their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”

How is that possible?

doc was his mom.

 

Ty all in the family :)

Correct Cindy

Next one:

 

Q: A man was driving his truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the street. How did he see her?

daytime?

Correct Cindy!

 

Next one:

 

A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it?

suicide

While this may be one answer, I'm looking for another that's a little less dark  

high treason

 

Traitors never prosper, because if they prosper, no one dares to call them traitors.

good quote :)

The answer was:

 

Coup d'etat

Next one:

 

Q: A horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?

horses teeth are two feet from his neck to maybe he's chained from some other appendage

 

(pretty sure coup d'état is a term for high treason when it's been successful)

Close but not quite: Only treason if you fail But yea you got what it means.

 

That's not the answer but interesting thinking

What he said

the other end of the chain isn't attached to anything

Correct!

Next one:

 

Q: How do you make the number one disappear?

Put an n in front of it and make it none?

Good guess, close but no.

Okay... Put a g in front of it and make it gone?

Yes!

Next one:

 

Q: Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?

I just need to rest in the lodge.

corn on the cob or any furry animal with bones

 

*purrs soothingly so ryrin can rest*