Go for it, state how you would go about ruining someone's resolutions! 

1. The obvious easy one is that if a coworker is trying to lose weight, bring in a lot of baked goods.

Temptation always works....

 

 

2 If someone is trying to save up, direct them to the shops that are having sales.

3. When they resolve to get more stuff done at work, start humming annoying catchy songs all the time to get them stuck in their head.

 

Or kidnap them. Either works well enough,

 

4. If you unsure what they're resolution is, cut their tires.

 

This will cause them to be unable to go to the gym, to make them late, to challenge their resolve in the face of adversary, and cause them to need to spend many money.

 

That covers a good numbe of possible common resolutions.

5. Cancel their gym membership. 

 

That will keep them from working out. 

6. Waste their time asking for 'help' with ridiculous things/errands for them to run.

7. DVR all their favorite movies.

 

This will keep them from any healthy living resolutions and turn them into a couch potato.

8. Wait till they're sleeping and coat all of their nails with milk chocolate or their favorite barbecue sauce, so they can't stop chewing their nails.

9. change their keyboard maps or turn their screen views upside down to encourage them to start cursing again,

10. for that gossip in the office, start making up really juicy secrets about yourself, and tell them in the 'strictist confidence' and see how long they take to get back to you

11. Break all the gym equipment.

12. Replace nicotine gum with regular gum <.<

13. Replace diet coke with fully loaded coke

14. If they're trying to break their ocd, say things like "Man, crap keeps getting messed up ever since you stopped washing your hands 5 times before and after meals"

15. free shots for 30 day chips

Oh man oh man that IS evil lol

I'm no amateur

even though i'm scared now

 

*hugs the evil pro*

 

Everything will be ok. I’m here for you

16. excessive hugging

hugging is sooo nice :)

 

*prances around with her care bear in her arms*

game points

 

25 to luci for modding

 

20 each to the players

 

Despothera

LilyElizabeth

Kathleen

Leelou

Elaevia

Moon Sedai