Well...I and my friend (who I have gotten a bit into WoT, she is on book 4) were playing this game. Person 1 has to think of a phrase and person 2 would ask a question to which what the person 1 thought is the answer. The end result looked like...

 

 

Q. What would you say if someone threatened to balefire you?

A. May peace favor your sword.

 

Q. What would you say if Moiraine told you to go and wet your bed?

A. May the Light illumine you?

 

Q. What would you say if you met the Dark One?

A. Blood and bloody ashes

 

Q. What would you say if you were passing through the arches for Accepted test and you suddenly had to go to the washroom?

A. Its time to toss the dice

 

Q. What would you call a thief in a market?

A. Moridin

 

Q. What would you say if you wet yourself in the classroom?

A. Elayne's babies

My friend wants to know what you all think of this. She keeps asking me what you all said and I am running out of excuses...

 

Where did spam go peoplez?

spams for the future!

spams for the children!

advises you take it easy on the taint....

have you googled wheel of time humor?

 

I'm thinking she'd like some WoT lightbulb jokes.

Well she doesn't think any kind of lightbulb jokes are funny

.... but these are

http://www.wotmud.org/directory/jokes.php

http://linuxmafia.com/~garrett/jordan/lightbulbs