I am bored, and want to hire someone to redecorate my evil lair.

 

I have several rooms that need to be refurbished and redecorated for this lair, and I'm willing to give points to whoever comes up with the most evil decorating schemes.

 

and remember... POINTS!

 

 

what do you think of an interior like this ... one needs nice corridors and hallways ...

 

ooh.. that's great. I like big scary arches for an entryway. Needs some more blood though. 

 

10 points. 

then i guess that u'll need a torture chamber ...

 

thanks moon

Edited March 6, 201412 yr by Hayl3y

I have a delightful dining area set up for you and Mr. Moon!

Nice diner table

 

I wonder what's in the plates

Every dining room in an evil lair needs a view of a raging magma inferno.

 

not bad ... can i get the same at home ?

And for those...dying...to take a bath?

 

then i guess that u'll need a torture chamber ...

 

15 points for this. I like a good torture chamber.

20 to Hallia for the dining room table

20 to Rey for the Inferno.

and 25 to Hallia for the shower curtain.

thanks moon !

 

*stabs and runs away*

*whips Chaelca and ties her in the new dungeon*

 

O.O

 

what have i done now ?

 

*tries to grab her dagger¨*

Try and stab ME in my lair. Mwahahaha.

 

*sends in her darkhounds to lick Chae to death*

that is sooo cruel >.<

 

i shall have my revenge ... even if it's in a hundred years from now !!!!

Edited March 29, 201412 yr by Hayl3y

Or three thousand? *EotW prologue flashbacks*

Every evil lair needs a throne, why not make it a throne of skulls and swords?

Now you might ask "But Carwyn, yes it looks evil, but after a long day of mayham and tourchuring I just want to relax. Is it comfortable?" And my answer is certianly not! But when you purchase this hand crafted chair you will get a blood red cushion stuffed with the down of torchured baby ducks, a throw knit from the wool of sheep fed strictly on other sheep and tears of those tormented at our factory, as well as a cup cozy....of evil.

All this for the low low price of 6 easy payments of 19.99 + the blood of two virgins and shipping/handling.

Edited March 30, 201412 yr by Carwyn

carwyn, we need a pic or it doesn't exist ! lol

I had put a pic in when I first posted, but it didn't go through. All fixed. 

 

besides that... come on! that was a GREAT sales pitch!

Edited March 30, 201412 yr by Carwyn

true lol

it really looked like an offer one could not refuse !

 

...

 

are there more available  ?

30 to carwyn for the attempt.

Personally, I prefer my... torture chambers... with somewhat more colour. Purple is especially lovely.

 

A bedroom fit for an evil queen;