Narg know all, Narg see all, Narg smell all. Butt mostly. Ask Narg and Narg answer. No about Bieber. Narg not want talk about blasphemy. Narg also not talk of Twilight movies. Narg have standards. Many not. But some.

 

If wife fuss Narg ask and Narg help. Narg have four wives. Narg know how to make wife not gnaw your flesh in sleep.

 

If have spawn problem, ask Narg. Narg point and mock for having spawn. Narg not spawn because Narg be smart. Spawns make noise and poop. Many poop.

 

Narg help or mock. But Narg listen. If Narg snore when talk you, more talk, Narg awake and making battle sound. If female make same sound, run.

Narg, what should I wear on my next date? A miniskirt or jeans?

Narg, what should I wear on my next date? A miniskirt or jeans?

 

Narg say skirt, show pretty stems. Just cross legs, no show crotch fabric on date.

 

Narg, what should I wear on my next date? A miniskirt or jeans?

 

Narg say skirt, show pretty stems. Just cross legs, no show crotch fabric on date.

 

 

That's pretty good advice. Thanks, Narg. 

Never say Narg no help.  If date no work, Narg have special spot in cookpot.

You know, Narg, that's a good place for all the ones that don't work out. I'll send them to you. 

Dear Narg,

 

i am thinking about starting a cookpot and wondering what the best stock to use with stewing up a lightful is.

Narg, why do guys think it's okay to start a conversation with "You're beautiful" and expect me to instantly be with them? 

You know, Narg, that's a good place for all the ones that don't work out. I'll send them to you. 

 

Narg drooling a bit already.

 

 

Dear Narg,

 

i am thinking about starting a cookpot and wondering what the best stock to use with stewing up a lightful is.

 

Lightful meat very delicate.  Narg keep it simple with chicken stock.  Veal if feeling adventurous.

 

 

Narg, why do guys think it's okay to start a conversation with "You're beautiful" and expect me to instantly be with them? 

 

Guys who do this not very smart.  Not much practice being around human females or being smart Narg think.  Would be like Narg starting conversation with human with "You look tasty."  True fact but not subtle or clever.  Creepy too.  Narg smarter than that.

Narg, what are your favorite pick up lines?

Narg no use pickup lines.  Narg just flex muscles to show strong and hold up steaming cookpot to show smart.  Narg prowess self-evident.

Narg, do Trollocs play any games to have fun?

Dear Narg, 

 

should I move in with my bf or not?

Narg,

 

How do I talk to women?

Narg, do Trollocs play any games to have fun?

Most Trollocs dumb, not smart like Narg. Trollocs fight other Trollocs. Sometimes fun if win, sometimes not fun if lose.

 

Dear Narg, 

 

should I move in with my bf or not?

Narg no sure. What bf do for you? Does bf cook? Does bf clean? If no, bf move into Narg's cookpot. Narg hungry and have new recipe for bf stew.

 

Narg,

 

How do I talk to women?

Narg say open mouth, make words. Make sure make sentence and not make female think you dumb.

Should I go full goth tonight? Or more metal. I am off clubbing.

Narg say slap bucket of black goo on face and convulse in room full people to music bad. Then be all tired and meal easy for Narg.

Narg, which book should I read next?

Dear Narg, what should i drink ? beer or tequila ?

Narg, which book should I read next?

 

Narg recommend Genji Monogatari.  Oldie but goodie.

 

 

Dear Narg, what should i drink ? beer or tequila ?

 

Human can't hold liquor so if thirsty drink beer.  If don't mind getting racy tattoo and not remembering, drink tequila.

What is the meaning of life?

Narg hear 42 is meaning of life. Narg don´t like math. 

Narg what should I have for lunch?

Narg, should I play another mafia game, even though I'm burned out?

Vote Lily

 

Lily is obviously mafia. I mean she's the DO and if that wasn't grounds enough for her shady behavior. She's asking others and that looks like she's trying to shrug the blame for her future actions.