Hi.

who are you?

Some monkey that Verb let loose from his cage.

Who am I, indeed? Good question. Let's find out.

 

Songstress...

*bites*

That's gonna have to be disinfected. Pour some 151 on it.

Whatever you do.... Don't touch his monkey

Hi.

Hey Ed, you back for a while or just visiting us?

If you plan to stay for a while please sign into roll call so we can get you off the tree.

Monkeys like being in trees.

Whatever you do.... Don't touch his monkey

why?

 

*touches the monkey*

Nikon, I already did sign in. Poop, I'm pretty sure I had a LOA of some sort posted. Rudeness.

 

*licks Ithi*

 

Chaelca, you're mine now.

i'm yours ?

 

O.O

 

wait ....

 

how did that happen  ?

Mutated Ebola Virus.

 

It eats away your will to resist the Ed.

 

Also ugh - monkey spit.

So this is what was giving off that funky smell. 

Chae caught Edbola.

 

:nods:

Rey! Are you a damn doctor yet?

No more cigars until you cut someone open.

 

Pssh. Not many have the will to resist me anyways.

When did you last last bathe, ed?

Very stinky

Hi! Do you have two good feet now?

Chae caught Edbola.

 

:nods:

is there a cure or something ?

what if i kill the monkey ... ermmm... .ed ?

No. The second one is healing up now. Just got my cast off this Monday. OMG, the stench and the dead skin.

lol! that must have been quite enjoyable

You don't even understand. As soon as it was off, I almost was myself. Hahaha

 

I started scratching right above my foot and all this dead skin just fell away (I felt like Aslan), and I was shivering from how good it felt.

 

I went out and bought a pumice stone and scrubbed my whole foot like an hour later.

Rey! Are you a damn doctor yet?

No more cigars until you cut someone open.

 

Not yet chap! One year left.

 

And I've assisted a few times in cutting people open... can I have a cigar now?

A year? Damn son, how long you gotta "study" for that crap?!

 

Hmmm, well, I SUPPOSE you can have one for now. But just one!