Rey, did you throw organs at your friends while cutting people?

 

I heard my mother admit that she used to...but all those people were dead.

Rey, did you throw organs at your friends while cutting people?

 

I heard my mother admit that she used to...but all those people were dead.

U...

LOCKE CLEAR!

vote Ithi

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Panchi, dafuq?

 

Locke, buddy. Pal. *cuts and runs*

A year? Damn son, how long you gotta "study" for that crap?!

 

Hmmm, well, I SUPPOSE you can have one for now. But just one!

 

Gotta learn how to cut people up properly! Want to volunteer to be an operation dummy?

 

Rey, did you throw organs at your friends while cutting people?

 

I heard my mother admit that she used to...but all those people were dead.

 

I haven't ever thrown dead people's organ's around. Felt them, put my hands in them sure. Didn't throw any...

I've already had 3 foot surgeries, laser eye surgery, and had my appendix out.

I think I'll go ahead and volunteer.

 

You specializing in anything?

Volunteer your head?

 

Shouldn't you only volunteer things you won't need or miss?

 

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Oh ok.

Nice!

 

Not for a few years yet. 2 years of doctoring after I graduate, 2 years of surgery after that, then I apply for higher surgical speciality training. Then another 6 or 7 years after that till I'm at the top of the ladder...

Ah ha, ah ha, ahahahaha. I need both of those, thank you very much.

 

Holy moly, son. Love the dedication. You interested in specializing in anything or nah?

Open to ideas! General or ENT surgery at the moment...

I vote foot surgeon. Haha

 

Idk, go with what you love. Soooo, penile enlargement surgeon.

He's already been to too much school for podiatry

Shhh, there's still hope.

Foot surgery is a subspeciality of orthopaedic surgery.

 

But I'm far too classy to be an orthopod. Obv.

Orthopods sound like dinosaurs.

Ambulatory foot surgery is performed by podiatrists in this land. Much cheaper and Medicaid friendlier than chop men.

 

You could already be cutting professionally if all you wanted was feet.

Pay per view doctoring is optional over here.

Rey is a dinosaur. Old fart.

*confused* I thought Rey was a half eaten egg shell

 

Nah, that's what he came out of.

*cries* But they told me the chicken came first....

It was a lie, Locke. A filthy, feathery lie!