bow-chicka wow-wow - or "brown kitty/bay-sell"

naughty isn't evil. keep trying, though.

child I have nothing to prove to you

hehe. When's the wedding?

Wait - WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tina, NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I once tried to kill Turin and Ithi with a nuclear football for you... and a LIGHTIE takes your throne??

*sobs*

When did this happen?

During the Trial that saw me fitted with the Shadow Mullet.

I must have not noticed.

 

So ... where exactly did you vanish to? Government men took you? It kind of sounds like

 

ALIENS

 

Perhaps...

You're an Alien.

 

I heard the US Government don't take too kindly to them lol.

 

How did you escape?

 

Did you hitch a ride on Turin's truck when he was coming out of the secret base that doesn't exist?