So I just got back from the gym. I'm sweaty.

 

But I cba to get up and shower.

 

 

 

Person who provides me with the best solution gets points.

 

Go.

you smell like Ed now

what kind of gym doesn't have showers?

The blonde just walked into your apt. 

The blonde just walked into your apt.

And she wants to borrow your shower.

is she going to drag his lazy butt in there and wash it for him or is she bringing a friendly dog to lick him clean?

ugh he's fallen asleep sweaty and ruined his bed hadn't he ?

you smell like Ed now

 

No matter how long one goes without a shower, one can't attain that level of malodour.

 

 

what kind of gym doesn't have showers?

 

It has showers. I just couldn't be bothered using them.

 

 

The blonde just walked into your apt. 

 

I like this very much. 5 points to L (assuming I have points to give out, might need to wait till next week).

 

 

 

The blonde just walked into your apt.

And she wants to borrow your shower.

 

 

I do like where this is going. 5 points to Basel (for next week).

 

 

is she going to drag his lazy butt in there and wash it for him or is she bringing a friendly dog to lick him clean?

 

The former and not the latter please?

 

 

ugh he's fallen asleep sweaty and ruined his bed hadn't he ?

 

You'll be pleased to know that I did shower before I went to bed in the end. 5 points to cindy for next week.

that's a relief

 

and Ty sir.

I know that feeling, I never shower at the gym unless I am going to work straight from there, or out.

 

Gym showers are horrible.

 

At least you showered eventually :D

They're not the best showers as a general rule, but I have no problem showering there - I do so sometimes. But then it involves taking along a second bag, and a large towel and stuff. Too much work!

 

how do you go anywhere without your towel?

I take a little hand towel with me to the gym - though truth be told the hoody I work out in takes most of the sweat. Big large shower towel = extra bag.

I've never understood people who work in hoodies. I get hot and sweaty enough in a t-shirt and shorts, why would you want a hoodie on top of that?

I squat three times a week - the bar slips on my shoulders when I'm just wearing a flimsy T-shirt, the hoody helps keep it in place.

 

I also just love sweating it out. Can put my headphones on, my hood up and block out the bad disco tracks and bicep curl bros in the gym and focus on the lift or my cardio.

as long as you're not wearing a cap or beanie with your singlet and shorts that's fine by me.

 

This has become a thing at my gym.

as long as you're not wearing a cap or beanie with your singlet and shorts that's fine by me.

 

This has become a thing at my gym.

eeeewww.

It's hilarious, sad and horrible all the same time, they all have the same sk8r boi haircuts and they spot for each other. 

I may have laughed out loud once or twice.

They're not the best showers as a general rule, but I have no problem showering there - I do so sometimes. But then it involves taking along a second bag, and a large towel and stuff. Too much work!

Actually, there are good and valid reasons for not using public facilities.  After I started doing professional custodial work, I live and die by three rules of public hygiene.

 

Unless I've personally cleaned any of the following, I don't use:

 

public toilets.

public showers.

drinking fountains.

 

Also, every toilet seat liner bin has a huge question mark hovering over it after a terrible discovery I made one evening.

 

You, sir, have just saved yourself from a world of dag nasty.  But you still smell like funky trolloc butt.

You, sir, have just saved yourself from a world of dag nasty.  But you still smell like funky trolloc butt.

 

 

Utterly glorious.

I use public bathrooms when I really gotta go.  Also, urinals.

 

Bicep curl bros are the worst.