A sightly green came down the hills one soft young summer day

She was looking for a lad to take to bond for sport and play

He had to look quite handsome,

he had to look so keeeeeeeen

and sure enough she found that boooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyy

:deep breath:

and off they went away

You high again?

 

 

 

Nyn

Oh, aaaaaah-board the Good Ship Venus,

Byyyyyyyyyyy Christ you should have seen us,

Where the figurehead was a whore in bed,

Sucking on a dead man's - *pause*

 

Oh, my. Just look at the time. *wanders off*

Erm...

 

Hi Ireond! We've missed you! *hugs*

>.>

 

 

 

Nyn

lol ... Always good to "hear" you, Ire!

There once was a sailor called Carter,

Who was an incredible farter.

When the wind wouldn't blow,

So the ship wouldn't go,

Young Carter the farter would start her.

Did someone finally catch you, Ireond? 

Bah.  Takes a lot for someone to catch me. Just a matter of starting a new job in the Hospitality industry, that's all

There was once a Gray that went far away

She crossed the ocean quite blue

but the boat it was tossed

until her complexion was mossed,

yes that Gray started looking quite green