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Ditching Kate Beckinsale

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She hasn't been doing it for me.  Always tired, never calls back.....that silly restraining order....you know the drill.

 

She is hereby now demoted to #2 on the list of the top 2 women Verbal would simply leave everything and run off with.

 

Honorable mention is now only for Katy Perry.  Angelina Jolie is off the list completely.  She's getting old, yo.

 

The new love of my internet-life is, of course, none other than Katni.........Jennifer Lawrence.

 

 

This is a big deal.  I've only changed this list twice in almost 10 years.  It was worth the wait.  Given Jen is only 23, we'll have a long time to share in our obsession love.

 

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And Barm if you try and take her from me, I will cut you.

 

You can't have her. She's already mine. And I'll totally cut you first. And deeper.

Hey Verb, who is this Katie Beckinsold person you're talking about?  Or this Jenifurry Torrence?  Or this Angel Jolly?

 

I'm confused.  PM me pics and personal cellphone numbers of said peoples and we'll talk.

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I'll alert the internet.

 

Much appreciated.

 

 

 

 

 

And Barm if you try and take her from me, I will cut you.

 

You can't have her. She's already mine. And I'll totally cut you first. And deeper.

 

 

No way are you going deeper than I am.

 

 

Wait.....what are we talking about?

 

 

 

 

Verb, you're crazy.

 

Let me guess, you think Kate is much hotter than Jen, right?

 

You'd be dead wrong, but that's ok....you do that a lot.

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