Nargie! Noggy!

 

Come here guys. I want you to remind people what the Shadowspawn are all about. 

 

I've made Accepted salad. It's very colorful.

Oh good! It's still moving! *eats* did we bring over the nacho chips?

 

And did you just call narg shadow spawn?? I Will have you know narg is full beefcake with a great stench... ok, eagle cake... not beef...

 

*nibbles a novice leg*

You got chicken legs :P

The nacho cheese is now goo. You can use it as dip.

Ahh, but they are the legs of one heck of a chicken!

 

It's goo now?? What did you do in it???

Horrible things. But I'm pretty sure Noggy will still eat it.

So, "enhanced" the flavor huh? *dips an accepted*

 

Hmmm, *dips nyna and eats* tasty!

I wonder where our love child has run off to after all these years. 

 

Marizza! xD

Whoa whoa... I know nothing about that love child... Just because it came out with a beak doesn't mean I had anything to do with making it...

 

Unless you took advantage of me. I would be ok with that.

*sniffs*

 

This place smells...familiar. 

 

*farts*

 

Now it smells REALLY familiar. 

 

But something's not quite right. Whenever I mention Roka's name, people don't start rolling on the floor laughing. They just kind of stare at you and scratch their heads.

I still laugh, if not roll as much.

Marizza didn't have a beak. She was wolfie. But with pink tail feathers lol

O_O

 

It wasn't me!

I am a wolf with wolf feathers...

Something isn't right here...

 

When I order people around and command them to lick my boots, they mock me and try to set me on fire. It's like I never left!

I'll set you on fire when you attempt to leave lol  otherwise it's counterproductive.

I'll never leave. Never have, never will. There may be a few years between my posts, but still technically here. *nods*

*laughs*

 

<3 I missed your smelly butt

You missed sniffing his butt?? Wow.... Just wow...

 

And Noggy, your biggest problem is giving orders... Just take what you want instead of telling them to give it to you.

And so what if she missed sniffing my butt? Some people juggle geese!

Hand to god. Geese... they were juggled!

I told you it is mallards, not geese!

They were baby geese! Goslings!

Mallard is tasty.

Dude you're making me want to rewatch Firefly.