1. Own a slush machine

 

2. Go on an African Safari

 

3. Have a picture of Chae wearing this.

 

4. See Conquer the pyramids

 

5. Make money using the taint

 

6. Have ALL OF THE BROWNIES

 

7. Win every Mafia game

 

8. Wield Saidin and Saidar 

 

9. Make Tsuki my minion - Forever.

 

10. Have all the poutine that I want.

 

11. Receive an honorary degree

 

12. Become a professor wizard

 

13. Master the elements

 

14. Continue to have badass dogs in my life

 

15. Rule the world. Obviously.

 

Good luck.

 

My bet: You won't manage all of them. Not in this universe, not in another.

An impressive list. So are you currently saving money to get a slush machine? 

No. I figure given my other goals and successes in life I'll be able to afford one?  

Well, go ahead and buy it.

9. Make Tsuki my minion - Forever.

 

 

I thought this one was already achieved