ZOMG!!!!

 

 

my commentary while watching the trailer

 

 

 

 

*sees the island* they're re-opening the park?  <_<  are they stupid?

 

oh the parks been open, yep they're stupid

 

dude i want one of those sphere buggy things!

 

...  a water dino?

 

that ...  thats a great white shark ...

 

o.o  omg i want one!

 

you ...  you genetically modified dinos.  are you just stupid or do you have a suicide wish?  please tell me you stayed away from Raptor DNA.

 

ZOMG its Star Lord!!  ^_^

 

sweet remake of the theme

 

she ...  clever girl *grins*

 

hmm that looks like a raptor move, dragging a body that fast

 

those feet, those sounds, those smarts ...  yep they mixed a t-rex with a raptor.   ladies and gents they just made a raptor with a key card

 

yeah you know its bad when a huge pack of raptors is running away from it and you're in the middle of the pack and aren't worried about the raptors

 

 

 

going to see this  *nods*

 

 

 

ZOMG!!!!

 

 

my commentary while watching the trailer

 

 

 

 

*sees the island* they're re-opening the park?  <_<  are they stupid?

 

oh the parks been open, yep they're stupid

 

dude i want one of those sphere buggy things!

 

...  a water dino?

 

that ...  thats a great white shark ...

 

o.o  omg i want one!

 

you ...  you genetically modified dinos.  are you just stupid or do you have a suicide wish?  please tell me you stayed away from Raptor DNA.

 

ZOMG its Star Lord!!  ^_^

 

sweet remake of the theme

 

she ...  clever girl *grins*

 

hmm that looks like a raptor move, dragging a body that fast

 

those feet, those sounds, those smarts ...  yep they mixed a t-rex with a raptor.   ladies and gents they just made a raptor with a key card

 

yeah you know its bad when a huge pack of raptors is running away from it and you're in the middle of the pack and aren't worried about the raptors

 

 

 

going to see this  *nods*

You know.. its possible they developed 'tech' that prevents said animals from 'attacking' visitors. (think ultra-sonics?) Just doesn't work on the super-spliced up dino hybrid.

 

You know.. its possible they developed 'tech' that prevents said animals from 'attacking' visitors. (think ultra-sonics?) Just doesn't work on the super-spliced up dino hybrid.

 

 

even so , bah!   to quote the original

 

 

 

three words

 

Raptors with Key-Cards

 

 

nothing will stop them  xD

Actually, supposedly Pratt's character has raised and trained that raptor pack, which is even dumber, but it gives me a tiny, tiny bit of hope that I might someday see a Dino-Riders movie.