Okay, is anyone else following the whole astronaunt love triangle story down in Florida? OMG! This is so trashy and wrong.

 

I love it. :shock:

 

 

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/state/content/state/epaper/2007/02/06/0206astronaut.html

Yes. *grins* And I demand that this be made into the hit new TV comedy for the fall season. It almost writes itself, doesn't it?

um, WOW.....

 

and somehow compelling, i read diapers and went.... no im not reading further, next thing im at the end :lol:

Hahahahaa... wow...

I love the bit about "enticing" the other woman to speak with her with a BB gun. I don't know about you all, but I am NOT enticed by gun wielding crazy-pants ladies.

its like saying i shot him so he'd tie his shoelaces properly

I think this astronaunt has a case of...

 

 

SPACE MADNESS!!!!

 

lol, I agree...wow...

She need some medication. I have it right here....

 

When I heard that this morning on CNN I thought... what next?

Why do we put these people in space? Are we just trying to get rid of them? :?

OMG... that is the funniest thing I've heard in soooo long. :P

 

I heard something else crazy today too. Apparently a guy in Pittsburgh sent a very special present to his ex-girlfriend. It was a beautifully wrapped box, including a heart-felt letter of devoted love... and a severed kitten head. :shock: They haven't assertained the reason for the head as of yet.... and I'm not sure I wanna know. *pukes*

As a future "crazy cat lady," that offends me. I hope the next cat he meets claws off his nose. 8)

Here's another freaky one.

 

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/01/19/sex.ruse.ap/index.html

 

How can a 29 year old man impersonate a 12 year old boy and get into middle school?!

Have you seen middle schoolers these days? They are HUGE! I have students in both my classes that tower over me and I think one of the boys is about to start shaving. One of our seventh graders is so physically mature she's been mistaken for a staff member.

It's the hormones in milk and meat, I swear!!! I gave my daughter organic everything until she was 12.

 

This has sort of turned into a News of the Weird, now.

It is the hormones but, its in the meats as well. Chicken and beef in particular.

 

I saw that report to, Karana. My hubby and I talked about it saying, "have you seen the girls now days? They look 28 and 14 yrs old. Some have the experience of a 28 yr old to go with it."

Or they TALK like they do. I found a nice, explicit note in my classroom yesterday. Stupid middle schoolers.

I that out of 10- 15 yr olds there are going to be at least 2 or 3 that do have 3rd base experience.