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Nobody Expects The Spanish Inquisition!

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Am I the only person on DM who has never seen GoT?

no

 

 

Thane i dont get it.

 

make with the splainy

Nope, don't watch it either.

 

*goes back to catch up*

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*sighs in relief*  Oh you meant Shady, thank goodness for that. I thought for a second you were threatening me with more work. The horror! Carry on.

 

*returns to vital mission of finding food* Second breakfast time.

 

I did mean you! We all know that you can't say no to overworking yourself.

is starting too suspect the Spanish Inquisition and Lanth of crimes against humanity!!!...where do i sign up!!!

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Oi now, I can too say no. I've been practicing. :tongue: *eyes that sig* Well, mostly. Depends on who asks and what they ask.

 

I wouldn't say crimes as such. That's a bit harsh. *hands Zan a scroll which unfurls and rolls about 3 metres across the ground.* Contract. Sign on the dotted line at the bottom. In blood....I mean, permanent ink.

Oi now, I can too say no. I've been practicing. :tongue: *eyes that sig* Well, mostly. Depends on who asks and what they ask.

 

I wouldn't say crimes as such. That's a bit harsh. *hands Zan a scroll which unfurls and rolls about 3 metres across the ground.* Contract. Sign on the dotted line at the bottom. In blood....I mean, permanent ink.

 

*instantly stabs finger with permanent ink pen and signs with both*

 

never read the fine print..wouldnt make life fun...

So basically, we have a crossroad demon on our hands. *flips through his dossier on Crossroad Demons*

 

Ah, here's Tay.

 

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No, no no. I wasn't making a deal for his soul. I don't need that, he's Infantry.

 

I'm definitely not sealing the deal with a kiss and my eyes are green last I checked. *eyes the picture* Not curvy enough and too much facial hair.

 

I was referencing Once Upon A Time's Mr Gold aka The Dark One and his penchant for making deals with people. :tongue: Just finished watching Seasons 1 - 3 in the last couple of months.

LOL!  Everything I know about Supernatural I learned on Pinterest!!! 

 

Same with Doctor Who for that matter.....

Never a show ran in more circles, and for so long as Supernatural.  :tongue:

 

It's a good thing Tay doesn't know all of the Crossroad Demons that I COULD have chosen from, but chose Mark Sheppard instead. :laugh:

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Don't mention the P word, sis. I spend way too much time on there albeit I have the legitimate excuse of doing promotional work. So much to browse through.

 

*glares at Lanth* Tay knows no more about Crossroad Demons than she mentioned above and that took a quick Google search. Never watched Supernatural. You mean you had choices and still chose a bloke?!! *mutters and starts planning retribution*

 

*arches eyebrow at Shady* And what do you think you're doing involving yourself in attacking a superior officer this early in your Band career?

Who has been attacked? Kidnapped maybe... but I don't see anything in the rules against kidnapping.

 

And yes. Some of the Crossroad Demons are hot. Like, at least 50% of them. And female. But they never end up in the trunk. I had to plan ahead you see. Extended joke couldn't work if I let you be one of the hot ones. And I couldn't have enjoyed pointing out that there WERE hot ones that I didn't pick. I mean, I really couldn't lose with my choice. :tongue:

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I'm pretty sure someone only has to lay unwanted hands on me for it to count as assault if we're going to be technical about it and he's busy rounding up a firering squad...which sounds even worse than a firing squad in my opinion. You're in enough hot water without trying to defend anyone else. *scowls at the annoyingly logical explanation* That's a lot of enjoyment at my expense  :tongue:  and as for kidnapping, where exactly am I being kidnapped to?! *grumbles*

Well maybe the ring of fire was for me!  :tongue: Never thought of that did you!

 

And I never laid a hand on you, you just sorta... ummm... fell into the trunk. Yeah! And landed on some tape that covered your mouth, and when you tried to get it off in a panic, you tangled yourself in some handcuffs! NMF!

 

Besides, with these demon possessions, it's not really you, it's a demon inside of you!

Don't mention the P word, sis. I spend way too much time on there albeit I have the legitimate excuse of doing promotional work. So much to browse through.

 

*glares at Lanth* Tay knows no more about Crossroad Demons than she mentioned above and that took a quick Google search. Never watched Supernatural. You mean you had choices and still chose a bloke?!! *mutters and starts planning retribution*

 

*arches eyebrow at Shady* And what do you think you're doing involving yourself in attacking a superior officer this early in your Band career?

Makeing a name for my self ma'am. :biggrin:

Just to clarify the squad was for Brid for not watching doctor who.

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