Welcome to the Tainted madhouse!

Welcome, welcome, welcome! Great to see you here as well. 

Welcome, to the fun house, we offer:

 

Drinks at the tavern, as well as dancing and food.

Slight insanity, don't worry it gets worse, it is great.

Pranks

Brownies, usually tainted for extra flavor

insanity

one power battles

the best group of people you will ever want to meet

did i mention insanity.

 

All this could be your for the low low price of $0.00099, basicly free. Order now.

 

We can not be held responsible with what you do with the product and any bodily harm that may occur is also not our fault. in the likely event of death, also not our fault, you will not recieve a refund. Thank you for your purchase.

Ha, ha. 5 points to Shadar!

Welcome.

Welcome, Cass! Hope you'll have tons of fun here

Welcome Cass, the taint is waiting for you within ...

Now enjoy this brownie and let the taint infect you...

 

Yes, you need to finish the whole thing....

But you can have some tainted shots to help wash it down...

CASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

 

*flyingtacklehugs*

 

 

Welcome welcome!!

*Bounces into the thread*

 

*Is tackled by Tress* 

 

 Thanks everyone!

 

 

Some face-handles I know, some that I don't know yet, promises of madness, brownies and drinks... This looks like it's going to be crazy-fun! *G*

Also:

 

*Gapes at Nikon and the giant, tainted chocolate brownie*

 

I can totally finish that - eating for two now, remember!!

 

*Grabs a giant slice*

*Finishes the entire brownie*

 

Yes, that was real time.

*Wonders if she should do push-ups to work off all the brownies*

 

But not the taint in them, I'm keeping that...

I like this person. So much fun to be had.

 

Also thank you for your payment, and yes I do get a commission of 1% it may not be much but I does pay for Tim so that is all that matters.

 

Cass you could not work off the taint even if you wanted to silly. But in all seriousness again welcome.

*Giggles*

 

You like me ... now

 

*Evil grin*

 

(But in all seriousness, thank you again :) )

I am hungry now

 

*eyes the brownies* its not nice to steal from new members

Plus, I ate it all already. ..

 

<.<

 

>.>

 

 

*Looks at the SGL*

 

*Comes back with a fresh batch of Brownies*

 

 

Disclaimer:

 

Imayormaynothaveacquiredthesefromanothernewishrecruit'sthread.

 

Theword'fresh'appliesonlydirectlytothecontextofthisthread

andtheposterofthatwordinsuchcontexttakesnoresponsibilityforthe

actualfreshnessofthebrowniesonofferthemselves,noranysickness,

injury,illness,exaggeratedinsanityorpotentialdeathwhichmayormaynot

arisefromapossiblelackthereof.Consumptionofaforementionedbrownies

impliesexplicitacceptanceofthedisclaimerabove.

 

Afreesetofsteakkniveswillnotbeincluded,evenifyoucommitto

theconsumptionofbrowniesNOW!No.NoneedtoWAIT!ThereisNOmore.

 

 

 

Here! All yours! (Or up for grabs to whoever else cares to take them...)

 

:D

*squints* That spoiler....

 

Anyway... Welcome again Cass

 

Just wanted to say.. push ups are overrated! *nods* I am convinced of this!

walks in.

 

stops

 

rolls eyes and face palms

 

 

"You!! what are you doing here??" 

 

sees the Brownies   takes it off Cass "You are tainted enough already!"

Did the spoiler break the thread?

 

It did on my phone.

 

But I figured that was just because, well, phone DM and suck.

 

Nonsense!

 

Push ups almost equals points! Right?

 

Right?

 

;)

 

... In the sense that they serve only to make us stronger??

 

All a matter of mind, methinks. All a matter of nevermind...

*Looks at Dice*

 

Hrrmmmph. Well, I you too!

 

(Really I do!)

 

Now.

 

*Stomps on his foot*

 

Give me back those brownies!

 

Only way you get to keep them away from me is if you eat them all yourself!

 

*Makes a grab*

Did the spoiler break the thread?

 

It did on my phone.

 

But I figured that was just because, well, phone DM and suck.

 

Nonsense!

 

Push ups almost equals points! Right?

 

Right?

 

;)

 

... In the sense that they serve only to make us stronger??

 

All a matter of mind, methinks. All a matter of nevermind...

It didn't ruin it... it just made me read a lot to the right :)

 

Also I'm pretty sure I don't have points to give yet...seeing as I am a newbie myself..

Cool! We can be noobies and steal points ... and brownies together!

 

 

(Can I please have the brownies?)