Dear Grumpy Cat,

 

My boyfriend snores, what should I do?

My dear Gypsy, I sense death in our futures...

Oh it's come to throttling before ;)

Dear Grumpy Cat,

 

My dreadful cough from winter came back. How can I get rid of it?

 

Getting rid of winter is impossible. 

 

 

Dear Grumpy Cat,

 

My boyfriend snores, what should I do?

 

Death. 

 

Good advice!

Dear Tardar Sauce

 

Can I adopt a cat?

Dear Tardar Sauce

 

Can I adopt a cat?

 

Are you allergic to cats? Then yes. Otherwise, no. I hate cats.