Bowl of Winds?      

 

                                                    

1. I would get a windhose to hoover up all politicians, religious nutts and Justin Bieber, the Kardashians and Kanya West.

2. I would reverse global warming

 

3. I would give a pet clowd to Elgee, who's always being pestered by hot weather.

 

4. Keep it, that thing is handy to keep folks in check *evil grin*

Chamber Pot.

Keep it in the Green Hall.

 

Use it to get rain in California.

I'd use it to get a great big wind to blow out all of the smoke.

I think I would use it on some really remote area (desert of some sort) and slowly heal the land, then form a company and make up some scientific explanation for what the company does to recover and fix environmental problems, showing my desert as proof, then make an obscene amount of money charging people for my services.

I think healing the earth would be a good use.  I haven't thought of it that way.