Posts that made you pee your panties

Because I'm in a necro mood. And some stuff's funny enough to share.

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Arriving in Mystica’s room you give some thought as to what sort of person she is was, and after eying the numerous whips that she appears to have collected, you come to the conclusion that she was some sort of slave driver, or else a hussy. Either way she clearly had a lot of men through here, and must have chosen to be come Red Ajah because red hides the blood stains best… or so she probably thinks, really, brown hides the blood best once it has dried, and if you pick a reddish brown then you can generally hide the blood both when it is wet and dry.

 

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