50 pts to the first person who makes me laugh. 

Tonight at dinner, Mr Moon and I went out for barbeque.

 

It was okay, as far as barbeque is concerned, but he took a bite of his pork and suddenly said "oh!"

For a moment, I though that he was hurt, or something.

"What's wrong, Babe?"
"Oh, Manna, this is awesome. I just bit into a piece of fat, and it tasts like a Unicorn Pooped into my mouth."

 

I can't make this crap up.

I mean i could, but I wouldn't, not about Mr. Moon. He does so well making fun of himself.

That was good. 50 pts. 

HERE LILY

 

That's awesome! How did you get Ed's baby picture, anyway?

I don't want to know