Tar'veren (May I call you TV? I used to love TV... until Internet came along  )

 

Hello and welcome to the madhouse!

I'm Nikon of the light faction and here in the tower...

**Starts whispering to himself**

No you can't do that... Because I said no... Because it's past...

 

**Looks at the confused new member and laughs**

 

Forgive me, you'll get used to that... Almost all of us hear the voices from the taint but hey, it always gives you someone to talk to.  Speaking of taint, I'll get some tainted treats for us while we wait.

**Opens a gateway into the kitchen**

First we'll enjoy a batch or two of tainted dragons fang cookies...

 

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**Reaches a hand out then slaps it with his other hand**

I said NO!!! those are for our new guest...

Oh and please feel free to wash it down with some of our famous liquid taint

 

Now, while we wait for the others to get here and help welcome you, please feel free to tell us a bit about yourself.

 

Who is your favorite Ash'aman, your favorite weave, your favorite of the Ta'Veren trio... um... what else...

Ah, maybe your favorite snack food or treat?

Welcome to the Black Tower! It´s great to see a new civie. 

 

*takes a tainted brownie*

Welcome :)

** Voice in head asks why she can have a cookie but he can't **

Because... Well... Fine, have one.... ONLY ONE THOUGH!

 

** Gobbles down a whole platter **

 

** Sighs then reaches through the gateway and retrieves another platter of tainted cookies. **

I didn´t know that you were so blue and fluffy. Almost like my Fluffy. If you weren´t that mad I would let you move in with my babies. 

ROFL!

 

And Tar'veren, don't get too scared, we just like to have fun and goof around here 

Welcome, to the invisible Ta'veren! I bet you're just a figment of Nikon's imagination aren't you? The taint has his brain.

*Looks around*

Nikon, don't you remember the LAST time you tried to make your invisible friend a member??

Didn't turn out well - Tina, get Fluffy geared up, we may have one to go...

Nope real... Unless my voices made it to the sign up sheet...

You don´t know for sure, do you? :D

 

Tsuki - Fluffy is always ready!*

 

 

* For playing and eating. And playing with his food. (Before and after it is dead.) 

Well, welcome, I suppose.

 

If you're indeed not a figment of Nikon's imagination.

 

Could always be, right?

 

*a few seconds of silence*

 

Yup, we all five agree on that.

Welcome to the Black Tower!

 

I am the Group Leader here. Feel free to ask me if you have any questions or problems.

 

 

Shh...people, can I finally go to sleep now?

Of course you can.

 

That doesn't mean we will too, though.

Welcome to the Black Tower!

 

I am the Group Leader here. Feel free to ask me if you have any questions or problems.

 

 

Shh...people, can I finally go to sleep now?

 

No! 

 

*orders Tubby to poke you every five minutes*

 

Btw. Tubby can´t count but if you feed him every five minutes he might fall asleep without getting agressive. 

Who is Tubby? Verbal?

Tubby is probably one of the babies.

 

Also, you can't order Panchi around. Those days are a few years behind us already. :)

There are babies involved too? 

*cue the theme to the Jerry Springer Show*

You don't know what kind of babies?

 

Oh, man do I feel bad for you. You're not going to be in for a good time.

Are they scary babies?

All babies are scary.

All babies are scary.

 

Mostly loud and wet.