Describe how you'd enact ultimate vengeance on the person posting above you.

 

Make it creative, funny or outlandish.

 

You can start with me, and I'll make myself an easy target.

 

*gets a book out and starts reading*

*Sneaks up behind*

 

*Stabs in the back*

*Drowns in a cookpot*

*skns alive, burns the shreds in a front in a closed room till victim is unconscious due to carbon monoxide poisoning, wakes up, throw in boiling water followed by freezing in ice and watch the death due to hypothermia*

*eats your face*

*knocks Shad outwith Chloroform*

 

*He awakens to find himself strapped to a bed with bamboo growing underneath him*

 

Come two days you will find the bamboo growing through YOU!

*while al'leif is sleeping, dips his hand in a bowl of warm water...... filled with man eating piranhas*

*drops Via into my special pit filled with venemous snakes*

*gives Lily one long and especially deep paper cut*

*Turns shad upside-down, hangs him from tree by his toenails. Starts a fire under his head. Adds various types of plants the fire. Shad starts laughing.*

 

Good he's ready.

 

*picks up tweezers and Gently removes one of shads eyeballs, shad scream/laughs and then the other. Puts them in fire, they sizzle and pop*

 

now skipping to the final step. (Not sure how graphic I can get?)

 

*takes sword and cuts off shad's head. Blood flows into fire!*

AAGH MY HAND!

 

*Jerks it out*

 

*Throws the bowl of Piranhas onto Wifi*

 

*They eat her face*

*rips piranhas off along with half of face* That hurt!

 

*takes out sword, makes a mighty swing* KLUNK...BOB...ROLL

 

Well I guess that makes us even 'leif. I lost my face, you lost your head. =0P

*starts groping along the floor*

 

*finds head, puts it back on*

 

*joins the fire nation*

 

*lightning bends Wifi into dust*

Balefire. Gone forever.

*Comes back in a half life using horcruxes*

 

*Sics a balrog on Ryrin*