McDonald's or Taco Bell?

If you were a bag of chips and I were a battery you'd be Frito Lay and I'd be Eveready. ;)

Would you mind if I take a photograph of your feet?

Oh damn! We're wearing the same dress. 

@Shad- That's one is pretty terrible lol.

@Million - Nice lol.

Love that one Shad, except I want foot rubs too.  LOL.

 

Mills:  

 

Wow, you're nothing like I thought you were. I mean, the pictures I took of you from the tree behind your house really look different.

So, your mom has NEVER mentioned me before?

You have a good appetite.

I guess if I had a type I would say I like 5s. I mean. I'm sure I could get maybe an 8 or a 9 but no. I prefer a solid 5. 

Do you want to see my MLP collection? I cosplay as *insert pony name here*

You leave Rainbow Dash out of this!!!

 

I collect marionettes. 

Hmm...I thought you'd be younger.

Lmao @Million

I want you to know that I will always protect you.  I am a very powerful man.

Will you carry my child?

How about nothing. Just literally sitting there silently the entire time.

That would do it.

 

 

Are you wearing any make up?

*reach over and gently pull a strand of hair and smell reallllllly loooong while staring dead in your eyes*

LOL

 

Can I borrow some money?

I hope you like Chuck'e'Cheese!

*reach over and gently pull a strand of hair and smell reallllllly loooong while staring dead in your eyes*

 

Ok that just made my hair stand on end ... lol

Why yer even purdier than mah dog!

Lmao, literally laughed at that one Shad

I ordered you a cheese burger.