My kids are goin to be SO EXCITED to meet there new mom. 

LOL, Mills.

 

According to Facebook, you had some fun last weekend.

I've got a raid at 8, so let's make this quick.

Where do you guys come up with these? and please don't tell me personal experience!

 Hopefully not personal experience.

 

 

I only have an hour. My wife is waiting in the car.

It's going to go fine. I said it's going to go fine! No. I'm not doing this again Terrance! . . . . oh! Hi there. Ready to go? *no one else in the car and no sign of a cell phone*

On our next date, can I look at your shoes?

How interested are you in a key party?

Can I meet your mother?

Mind if I bring along my little sister(s)/brother(s).  Mom says I have to babysit her/him/them tonight.

Ah, it's you. Sorry, I think I got you confused with someone else.

HA!

Looks over shoulder. What time is it?

Hey, can I borrow $1500.00 from you? I'm good for it. Trust me. 

*strokes beard....pulls something out of it....puts it in mouth*  oh...just eggs from breakfast, I was saving those in case I got hungry later and I did. *wipes hand on shirt..stretches out hand toward you* my name is [insert name here] ! Nice to meet you *goes to grab your hand to shake it*

Lol!

 

Wifi, EW! 

 

What time is it? I need to be in bed by 8 pm.

When we get to the party do you want to be the raccoon or the tiger furry?

     

 

 

Do you like pain?

Here, put these in your purse.  *grabs the extra silverwear*

LOL.

 

Are you older than my mother?

You smell just like my mom.

LOL

 

You are just like my sister.

So, what pair did you decide on? Polka dots or stripes?

You met your date online.  He can't talk, he uses sign language or text. You don't know sign language. He says he'll wear a t-shirt with a question on it to start the conversation going and you can text each other after that.  You agree.  

 

Here he comes:

 

 

 

 

 

LOL

 

"Is that you grabbing me under the table?"