I WAS A BIG FAN OF LANFEAR STABBING ASMODEAN IN THE BACK TO GAIN MY FAVOR. WHEN HE WAS TRAPPED IN SHAYOL GHUL HE KEPT PLAYING MUMFORD AND SONS SONGS OVER AND OVER UNTIL IT WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR AGES. 

 

Dark One, did you have anything to do with the US election of Trump?

HE HE HE....

 

Dear Dark One, who is your favourite taveren?

MATRIM CAUTHON - HE FREQUENTLY MENTIONED IT WAS TIME TO DANCE WITH ME. 

 

Dark One, what are you real thoughts on Padan Fain?

FOOL. HE LEFT ME TO BE MAD.

 

DO, can you dance?

 DANCE THE SPEARS, LIKE THE SO CALLED AIEL? I HAVE NO NEED FOR SPEARS. 

 

 

Dear DO, who is your favourite villain from a superhero movie?

MAGNETO FROM X-MEN IF YOU CONSIDER X-MEN TO BE SUPERHEROES, IF NOT THEN JOKER FROM BATMAN.

 

DO, Why do you keep trying to rule the world when you know you're gonna lose, every time???   

WHY DOES JOHNNY DEPP KEEP PLAYING QUIRKY CHARACTERS WHEN HE KNOWS HE'LL NEVER GET AN OSCAR?

 

Dark One, how many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?