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Gleeman's Tales: One-Liners



Ok, maybe not quite one-liners, but I'm not sure what to call them? This week I'm bringing you my top five short-and-sweet (PG-13) jokes, in no particular order.

 

1.

aliveandquivering: Just a PSA for any [wheel of time] fandom blog girls

Arceoxys is my bf and if u flirt with him I’ll murder u :)

↳ maledictor: Lanfear

2.

page537:

 

Who’s up for Spring Break in the Three-Fold Land?

 

I hear the Dragon Reborn just installed a pool

 

3.

csi-middle-earth: Nynaeve and Elayne walk into a bar. The entire city burns to the ground days later.

4.

math0709:

 

"She had a hundred problems in this castle alone."

 

99 problems, but the Dragon ain’t one.

5.

fallenwithstyle:

 

What’s an Aes Sedai’s favorite movie? 

 

"How To Train Your Dragon"

 

 

That's it for today, folks! The Light illumine you!



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