The Lighter Side of the Taint: March On In

*note*

Don't get me in trouble with your drill sergeant, please?

Old man Shai'tan lives on up in the Blight 

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Can't find a date for a Saturday night

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When the Amyrlin heard about his plight

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Told us all to go up and treat him right

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So we got dressed up in our Sunday best

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Need to make sure that he's impressed

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And when he lets us be his guest

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Gonna lay him to his eternal rest

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Call: Now Warder hey you Warder well don't you cry 

Response: Gonna get ya bonded to an Aes Sedai

C: Prettiest Green that you ever did see

R: Standing by the wall making eyes at me

C: Next to her stands a beautiful Blue

R: Don't know why she's a-lookin at you 

C: Standing with a book is a cutie Brown

R: Wonder what it is that she's writing down

C: Coming up now on a lovely White

R: Wouldn't mind hearing some of her insight

C: There's a pretty lady dressed all up in Gray

R: Talking so sweet just to get her way

C: Shopping us now is a fine young Yellow

R: Gonna bond herself some lucky fellow

Book Red Call:  Heads up guys here comes a Red

Book Red Response:  Turn around now or we're all dead

Forum Red Call:  Look out boys, it's the scarlet skirts

Forum Red Response:  Careful now or we'll lose our shirts