Wheel Funny: Sa'angreal

Here is another filk song written by Semirhage and Ishamael, based on the 80s song "Rocket Launcher" by Bruce Cockburn.

Sa'angreal

by Sem and Ishamael

(Sammael)

Here comes the Whitecloaks -- second time today

Everybody scatters, and hopes they go away

How many Darkfriends they've murdered, only The Great Lord can say

If I had a sa'angreal...I'd make somebody pay

(Semirhage)

I don't believe in Ajahs, and I don't believe in binding

I don't believe in Amyrlins, or their stinking serpent rings

And when I talk with Wilders, of oaths too sickening to relate

If I had a sa'angreal...I would retaliate

(Ishamael/Moridin)

In the Two Rivers, one hundred thousand wait

To fall down from starvation -- or some less humane fate

Cry for The Black Tower, with a corpse in every gate

If I had a sa'angreal...I would not hesitate

(Demandred)

I want to be the one to kill him -- at least I've got to try

Every time I think about him, fury rises to my eyes.

Situation desperate, echoes of the victims cry

If I had a sa'angreal...that son of a bitch would die