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Wheel Funny: The Watcher's Watching Me



Our next filk song from Semirhage and Ishamael is based on the 80's classic "Somebody's Watching Me" by Rockwell.
 
The Watcher's Watching Me, from the POV of:
Osan'gar, and Aran'gar, and Sammael, and Semirhage, and Demandred, and Mesaana, and...and...and
 
By Sem and Ishamael
 
I'm just an average Chosen with an average life

I work to remake the world

Hey, hell, I pay the price

All I want is to be left alone in my average home

But why do I always feel like I'm in the vacuole zone?

 

And I always feel like The Watcher's watching me

And I have no privacy oh o oh

I always feel like The Watcher's watching me

Even in Tel'aran'rhiod

 

When I come home at night

I bolt the door real tight

People gateway in unannounced, I'm trying to avoid

But can the people I spy on see me or am I just paranoid?

 

When I'm at a meeting of the Chosen, I'm afraid to drink my tea

Cause I might taste something foul if The Watcher has poisoned me

Darkfriends say I'm crazy, just a little touched

But maybe tea reminds me of forkroot too much

That's why...

 

I always feel like The Watcher's watching me

And I have no privacy oh o oh

I always feel like The Watcher's watching me

Who's playing tricks on me?

 

I don't know anymore

Are Graendal and Lanfear watching me?

Well is a Gray Man watching me?

And I don't feel safe anymore, oh what a mess

I wonder who's watching me now -- (BOO!) --The Spider?

 

I always feel like The Watcher's watching me

And I have no privacy oh o oh

I always feel like The Watcher's watching me

Even in my dreams

 

I always feel like The Watcher's watching me

Who's playing tricks on me?

 

Tell me it cant be

I always feel like The Watcher's watching me



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