Mrs. Cindy Gill

the game, queen

police on my back, the clash

invisible sun, the police

*clinks bottles*

I keep more than one :)

*sips happily and passes the rum I always keep to hand*

smooth :)

aw, you know I would never take that nasty wild stuff all seedy and rank straight from the field. your services will always be appreciated by a nip connoisseur.

*purrs and sleeps guard*

Noooooooooo!

you shall not harm the gardener!

*distracts the wookiee with cheap liquor, loose women, and sub prime mortgage rates*

*drags the pu'shamn to safety under the bar... no, really, it's nice and roomy... and revives him with his own well cured tops*

shhhhh... it's alright.... I won't let any harm come to you... until that patch starts reseeding itself anyway.

*mixes and pours*

the wake and bake

1/2 shot espresso

1 oz cream

2... or more...shots kraken

dope it up with 151 if it's a rough day and up the espresso prn.

and chug

I has to invent this cause I lurv the kraken like luv srsly but it sleepifies.... the espresso ttly counters that effect.

the cream sends it down smooth. I could see this working with ice cream too. but that'd be super girly. yum.

and espresso powder works just as well and dissolves in cold liquid saving you unnecessary etoh thinning water.

the end.

*stands and protects*

aren't there like enemies to fight?

you know the infantry is the heart of the army, yeah?

you're all guts and glory and they're all business.

oh and I invented another drink.

it's a little girly but it'll keep you marching and it works.

black Betty- ram jam

black diamond bay, bob dylan

cinco de mayo - war

*saves the liquor, ducks and covers*

de do do do de da da da, the police

you can't always get what you want, Rolling Stones

*douses it with water and wet sacking*

y'all are kinda sassy.

my way, frank Sinatra

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

no... it can't be.

um but thanks for the cap'n jack

diamond light boogie, cherry poppin daddies

the candy man, Sammy Davis jr

only the good die young, billy Joel

a day in the life, beatles

some day one day, queen

*leans into the very excellent petting and falls asleep on your feet*

mmmmmmmmmm.... the rums not gone, is it?