reyler

... Was that a fish pun? *taps her gutting knife*

http://youtu.be/l7rh55lRT2c

Oh illiteracy, I'm so glad to have never gotten to know you as well as my compatriots here have.

I'd take Nicki Minaj over that horrible ice cream truck and its stupid looped jingle drilling into my skull

http://youtu.be/vyhjv217Vfg

Because you need hands to hold and soak a rag; pedipalps are insufficient.

Wow, the radio has its hooks in you but good

http://youtu.be/q4fOp_xQMkc

You should maybe buy them a drink first

I ban teh spud for apparently not recognizing that - how old are you, anyway?

Blink didn't take very long before selling out, did they

http://youtu.be/HcX1GpMR9n4

I ban teh spud for thinking I want to be where the people are, for thinking I want to see, want to see them dancing

*rams teh spud down the toilet*

Ah! I've got my formatting dock back! Sound in videos is still out, though. Might... might not be DM on that one...
 
Also Enya is kind of boring.
 
http://youtu.be/LF7Lel-9PAw

Oh, taking the video down? Dick move, Oleander. Dick move. Well, see if i stand for that!

http://youtu.be/h4diNwyQnwQ

Um. No.

http://youtu.be/L2Vv1BjVi4g

... Really?

http://youtu.be/pORAwkWGbzc

*with vinegar*

I ban Ick for the decidedly low quality of my hair.

Oh hair, why do I even bother cleaning you if you're just going to look like that *burns it off*

But what else is the human bean but a machine that goes squish?

I ban teh spud for his unsuccessficality.

Just for that *gives you another one on your eyeball*

PALINDROME POSTCOUNT *gives you an Indian burn*

Wouldn't that just be another way of describing the combustion engine?

I ban teh spud for thinking he owns hisselfs.